This product contains no meat.

This product contains no meat, so we added meat-style flavour.

This product contains no meat, only animal organs.

This product contains no meat, but meat bled all over it during preparation.

This product contains no meat, but we went and killed a cow any way.

This product contains no meat, but all our other products do, so thank you for the financial endorsement.

This product contains no meat, but if you donít double-check that fact every time you purchase it, weíll start adding meat.

This product contains no meat, but any money you give us is being spent on leather.

This product contains no meat, but letís try to keep that between us.

This product contains no meat.  Warning: this product may contain meat.